Sunday, July 15, 2007

Why Are Internet Predators Usually White Middle Age Males?


I can accept the blacks going around stabbing and shooting everyone because this is part of the black culture but why is it that white middle age men are the ones getting arrested for trying to hook up with a 13-year-old over the internet?

This really bothers me since I’m a white male using the internet. This behavior casts a shadow over respectable white male internet users like myself.

I guess these men have always been around but the internet has given them a tool to more easily catch their prey.

I would like to suggest that a law be enacted that any white middle age male caught trying to arrange sex with a minor should be stoned to death. I’m suggesting this severe punishment in hopes that these men will beat off in the shower like all the normal white middle age men.

As a sidebar comment, evidence suggests that American women are fatter, uglier, and meaner than they have ever been in American history. If the current study being conducted by Krokodil Consulting Ltd. shows this to be a contributory factor in why white middle age males are committing such terrible acts, then I believe the country needs to seriously consider importing Russian and Vietnamese women to keep the men of this country perversion free.

Justice fo’ all.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think you qualify for the pervs, do you have thick, black rimmed glasses and a goatee? I've looked on the websites for the registered sex offenders and 9 out of ten look like that. scarey

Anonymous said...

Doozie,

Ouch "think", no glasses, lasik, no facial hair, being blonde it just doesn't look good. I've never known a sex offender but I have known faggotists and a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

just one lesbian? I have known some cho'mo's but did not find out til after I was trapped in an exam room with them at the dr. office where I worked, and yes they do put off a creepy aura. I'm pretty sensitive when it comes to creepy aura's I don't know why

Anonymous said...

Doozie,

I know and to make matters worse I had to be told she was a lesbian. I thought she was just plain and ugly. When I was young we didn't have lesbians. Now when I see two or more women together I assume they are lesbians.

Cho mos scare me. I think I would have to stab them or just punch them in the trachea.

Anonymous said...

I ripped their trachea's out and then I stomped on their balls and this seems to slow them down a tad

Anonymous said...

Doozie,

Excellent, they don't deserve to live.

Anonymous said...

Cho mo's should be shot into space. Kind of like those cell and gps satellites. Nothing like a little lack of oxygen to change your ways. Of course, you would be dead, right. All would be well.

I think American women might possibly be getting fatter due to photoshop. or due to their middle aged man going online and looking at porn and chatting up 16 year olds. So, who came first, the chicken women or the egg man?

What the heck am I talking about. I've had too much wine.

Anonymous said...

Emma,

You make a good point. Chicken woman or egg man? I really can't give you a good answer until the study being conducted by Krokodil Consulting Ltd. is complete.

I do like the space idea or maybe a bullet to the head only after a few to the legs of course.

dirty said...

I'm 13 you sicko.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

I'm serious, you know that ice cream shop in the strip mall just outside of your neighborhood? I'll be the guy eating the vanilla cone dipped in chocolate.

dirty said...

I'm so there. I'll be wearing pig tails and a tube top.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

Just like Little House on the Prairie. Do you like farm animals?

dirty said...

I'm not so sure I sure I should answer this.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

You are wise. I was trying to get you to say that you like butter ball turkeys.

Do you wear a prosthesis?

M@ said...

I'm going to look into a Polish mail-order biotch. I would highly prefer a woman who DOESN'T speak English.

I think it'd be better that way.

Herr Krokodil said...

Matt,

Foreign chicks are all the rave. You need to buy one. I can get you a hot blond Russian for $60k, for $160k I'll throw in 2-toehead children. Don't wait this is my summer sale price.