(OPP) Police said Senor Caiman fired the arrows from his condominium on Sand Key on Sunday, reportedly at some Asians drinking beer on the beach to celebrate his birthday.
One errant arrow hit a woman who was on the beach shouting at the hot babes, police said.
The woman, identified in the complaint only as Conehead., was yelling at the hot beach babes because they were using profanity when she felt something pierce her cone.
Caiman "admitted to shooting the arrow," according to the complaint, but told the Daily News in Tuesday's edition that Ms. Conehead walked right in front of the Asians.
"My intention was to pick off the Asians," he said. "My intention was not to pierce that fine cone head.”
The complaint said a crossbow, a compound bow, a plastic knife, an assortment of Japanese rifles, a glock, a hand grenade, numerous ears on a string and 49 arrows were removed from Caiman’s condominium.
His home telephone was not listed. His Legal Aid attorney, B A Doozie, declined to comment while she investigates the case.
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10 comments:
Wow...you are a total rebel.
Was the woman yelling at the hot beach babes a dyke?
I love profanity.
As your legal aid attorney I need to have a talk with you about "keywords". If you don't want to be found, do not use keywords such as your old ID name within the post. Please delete that posthaste. Don't make me repeat myself. I will charge you extra if I have to get emma to explain this again, we'll all be lost
Dirty,
Have you seen my boat, I still fly the Rebel Flag?
Doozie,
I've already gotten a hit from the skank. I'm keeping an eye on what happens.
So do all the locals here...I find it highly erotic.
Dirty,
Guess what the name of my boat is? Think about it for a minute. It's not Rebel.
Hair Affair is the name of your boat, or Cool today and Hot Tamales
I hafta pee
QZ,
So close, Hair Me Now.
MTN DEW,
Give that fireman a golden shower you chicken.
this one time at band camp I had a flute stuck in my crack and when I farted I could play the national anthem
Flutist,
How patriotic. Have you tried farting Dixie?
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