Friday, June 8, 2007

Homie Killer Cries Like Paris


PHOENIX (OPP) - Former Arizona State running back Loren Wade was convicted Thursday of second-degree murder in the slaying of another Sun Devils football player.

The 23-year-old Wade was on trial for first-degree murder in the death of Brandon Falkner, who was shot outside a Scottsdale nightclub on March 26th.

Prosecutors claimed Falkner was shot because Wade saw him talking to his girlfriend.

Wade faces a maximum of 22 years in prison for second degree murder.

Al Sharpton said that he should not have to serve his full sentence like Paris because the Honkie he killed had showed him disrespect by talking to his sweet thang.

Justice Fo’ all.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you think Al Sharpton is any good at installing satellite dishes?


My new thing to eat is a breadbowl from quizno's no soup in it, just the breadbowl, toasted and with the melted cheese inside. I also have a large soda (pepsi) with that and it is a well balanced meal. My hair is shiney as ever

Anonymous said...

Doozie,

I bet he is.

I'm really glad you brought up Quiznos. That special sauce they put on their subs leaves a real nasty taste in my mouth. Also when I burp I continue to taste it for an entire day.

What ever your doing to your hair keep it up because it's your ticket out.

dirty said...

So good hair is the key to staying out of jail? Or being a whiny bitch? I can handle the whiny bitch part...my hair is over processed.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

Most women your age have over processed their hair. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with that, but I will say you should never skimp on hair care. You need a top stylist and the best products. I've been blessed with great natural hair. Fake blondes do have more fun.

dirty said...

Being a fake blond has changed my life for the better.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

As long as you have a pretty face and a great body in my opinion hair comes next. I'm going to examine your pictures more closely and evaluate your hair.

dirty said...

My pictures are not fair to my hair...it is much prettier in the mirror. It is naturally red but I'm a rebel and change it according to the season. Right now I am a blond...with a great body...that's all I can ask for really.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

When i was in Japan the japanese always said " no excuse no blame."

I've known women with hair issues before. Wild in bed and love bad boys.

Anonymous said...

Paris is setting a bad example with her allblonde hair. one needs to "weave" different colors in to add texture and depth. I am going crazy on the hair talk, I am going to need to devote an entire post to haircare

Herr Krokodil said...

Doozie,

I am very anxious to read your hair care post. Hair is everything.

dirty said...

Doozie...can you come over and comb my hair for me?

Anonymous said...

do you have nits in it? I try to avoid combing out nits

Herr Krokodil said...

If you all start fighting I must insist that it be a mud wrestling competition.