Laz Y. Iguana says his new wife, Lakisha, gets all the credit for this fish. After Honeymooning in Atlanta the newlywed couple went out on Herr Krokodil’s flats boat for some Tarpon fishing at the mouth of Tampa Bay. Krokodil had recommended a rod and reel but Lakisha said you be better served using a cane pole wid a dough ball.
The Lazy plans on having the fish mounted .
Justice fo’ all.
15 comments:
Amazing I was able to catch the bait without my cast net.
I do not have a flats boat so I do not get to tarpon fish very often.
How is the current at the mouth of the bay when the tides are moving?
Mounted? Bummer, and I just dried some dill, too.....
I posted a picture of my head shot. See? I told you no roots. It's easy to keep away roots when your hair is just highlight. Now if I tried to go blonde, my hair would fall out and I would match Mr. Coffee's do.
Although, bald is beautiful. More places to kiss.
That is some fish. I bet it stinks.
My hair is brittle and tends to fall out after it has had enough...it leaves such beautiful layers.
The Lazy,
Nice fish and even nicer sweet thang.
The mouth to Tampa Bay is huge. The current is strong but nothing like the passes to the North.
Emma,
You like fish aye? I love grouper, cole slaw, fries and a beverage. I'm starting to drool.
Excellent news on the hair. I wonder if I should highlight my hair, I have gray on the sides kinda near my ears.
Dirty,
I love the smell of fish and shrimp.
You have woman with 3-kids and a leaky roof hair. I bet you can scrub off dried on spaghetti with your head.
I probably could. At least I still have my looks and low rise jeans...without that...I'd just be from Ohio.
Dirty,
That's all you need. I kinda feel like I'm part Ohian. My deceased parents were from Parma and Youngstown. I know Youngstown is all black now but I haven't been to Parma in a while. What is it like now, do you know?
Parma is where all the gays and lesbians live now. My sister-in-law has some lesbian friends that live there...I guess it's like a whole community up there.
I grew up in Medina...home of the first Super Kmart Evah! I don't miss it...they built up too much out there.
Dirty,
Oh great, my mom use to cross the street when she saw a divorced woman coming toward us on the sidewalk. I just don't know what she would have done with lesbians coming toward us. I did see 2-women walking a breast yesterday.
I've been to Medina. First Super Kmart. In Raleigh they have a Kmart where you can go and get stabbed any night of the week. That's kinda cool.
I'm going to get my Jersey Mikes sub, #13.
I need to go to the bank today and deposit my insurance check. There aren't many lesbians in my area.
Medina is a dump...my loves it there.
that is to say that my mom loves it there. I'm too happy to think with this money.
Dirty,
I say you put a tarp on the roof and weight it down with bricks and use the money for a new dress and a professional hair stylist. I've had a tarp over my doublewide in SC for about a year now.
The women were walking a breast? was it on a leash?
I think if lazy tries to mount the fish, he will slide off it because it looks narrow and slimey
Your mother probably would have stabbed me
Doozie,
Excellent question, it was loose and just bouncing all around. It was a boy fish, that's kinda kinky.
She would have called you white trash. I will tell you that my parents got divorved when I was in the 3rd grade and my mom was so mad about it that she put all her efforts into becoming a retail giant which she did. She never remarried.
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