Babies are a long term commitment that's for sure. They're expensive too. Also the woman is never thin again unless you're like the slut Dirty.
Dirty,
I hear you girl. Luckily for me my wife stayed home with the girls. Once you have kids you never stop worrying about them even after they have moved out on their own.
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I hope that guy has a very good job and does not live in a trailer in Arkansas. His wife sounds very trailer-y to me.
4 babies at the same time = 4 of EVERYTHING at the same time.
That is my worst nightmare. Gotta use multiple layers of protection to prevent that from happening.
I hate babies.
The Lazy,
Babies are a long term commitment that's for sure. They're expensive too. Also the woman is never thin again unless you're like the slut Dirty.
Dirty,
I hear you girl. Luckily for me my wife stayed home with the girls. Once you have kids you never stop worrying about them even after they have moved out on their own.
Dirty,
I forgot to ask are your tubes tied?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
Dirty,
I'm so forgetful did you say your other nickname was bush or miss smooth?
Miss Smooth...I have hard wood floors and I prefer the back door fuck you very much.
Dirty,
You just made me spit out some diet beverage on my Ireland Drinking Team t-shirt.
How much would I have to pay you a year for you to be a sex slave? I'm gonna post a link to the contract, read it over and get back to me.
words escape me
Doozie,
You're jealous.
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