At my thirty-year class reunion, the fellas carried me around the Sheraton Sand Key shouting Herr Kokodil is omnipotent, not impotent. Why you ask. Because back in high school I put the names of the girls who would look great in thirty years in one tube and put the girls who would be obese slobs in another. The rule of the game was the girl had to be attractive back in high school. Well I’ve always been able to pick the hottest and most wild chicks, so I won.
But, to this day I cannot decide whether I would have shacked up with Ginger or Maryanne on Gilligan’s Island. This really bugs me. You say do both, but I always choose the best and what if the one I had sex with first wasn’t the best? Then I would have been wrong.
Justice fo’ all.
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18 comments:
well maybe you should have converted to faggotry and did the skipper or gilligan?
Doozie,
i probably would have done Gilligan because he looks like he has a tight butt.
I wonder sometimes what those asshole I went to high school with turned out to look like...not curious enough to attend a reunion.
My 19 year old boyfriend likes toplay naked.
I bet you were the chick who hung out in the parking lot smoking pot. You've never had sex with anyone beside your husband. I find that funny.
I only went to thirty because they had a golf tounament and they were going to open the capsules.
I would have probably had sex with Mary-Ann.
But there is a solution to your problem. Have sex with BOTH of them at the same time. That way you did not pick the wrong one first.
I would also have charged the millionaire to watch. Then used his money to score again.
Was I alive when that show aired?
The lazy
You're smart. Are you hard to get along with because I don't understand why you don't have steady employment.
Dirty,
You missed out on a great show. I bet you would have whitened your teeth with the professor.
Was he 19? I like 19 year olds now.
Dirty,
yes 19. Are you a teller or a VP of Lending. I was thinking about making a deposit.
That's funny...because I have been saying that comment regarding deposits when referring to my job for like ever now. I must say it a million times a day to my young teen-aged stud.
I use to consult for Toyo Trust Bank.
If you don't post sex pictures i'm going to call you "Dirty Tease" and use your picture in posts.
Uh oh...what kind of photos?
I enjoy rocking the back door...but that's just me.
Was that teasing?
Dirty,
A picture of the 19-year-old spanking you and holding up a sign that reads "This is for Krok".
I'm embarrassed, what does rocking the back door mean? I imagine you are teasing butt i don't know for sure.
For future reference...
Back Door = Anal
Your welcome.
Dirty,
You're so silly i new about back door it was the rocking part I wasn't familiar with. I thought it was some sort of move.
I realize3d that after I hit enter...Oh well. If you were 19 I might sleep with you.
Dirty,
Don't let it keep you up at night. I'll be OK.
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