I'm so glad I am pure bred white...I wouldn't know how to bleach that out.
I went to Target a few weeks ago and when I got my daughter out of the back seat of the car she whispered to me..."I see black people"...just like in that movie with Bruce Wilis where that kid says "I see dead people...but she saw black people...I guess you had to be there.
why are you so white? pasty white on a guy is not sexy. You need to attend some sessions at the nearest tanning facility and report back to me. by the way, I look rather astonishing with a fro
I bet your sister-in-law is hot. Sign me up. Have her bring one of her lesbian friends along.
Doozie,
You do look hot with a fro. I just don't tan. I do the spray tan thing when I go to Cancun. The only problem is that after a week my skin breaks out form the stuff.
I'm not racist but I deplore the federal government's anti-white policy.
The major U.S. Supreme Court in the late '60s to open immigration to non-Western Hemisphere peoples was the beginning.
The court ruled that limiting immigration from other hemispheres was unconstitutional. Something is unconstitutional if they SAY it is.
And if a justice suspects his political interpretation to be unconstitutional, he or she will just say that there is a "compelling interest" in making this decision.
Extremists on both sides bend the Constitution to fit their beliefs when there is a "compelling interest."
You know, so long as it's "narrowly-tailored," quotas are not racist. Man.
Oh you are hot, well preserved. You must have a rotton personality because you won out in the looks department. Those freckles are so cute and the hair, ouch.
Matt,
I'm not racist either. I just don't want a Homie to stab me and I bleed out on the floor of the Kangaroo.
Dirty,
Can you give Matt a hand job or something he's been down lately?
and there was the guy who had fly maggots in his head and the soccer guy with an opponent's tooth in his noggin. what's with the stuff in head stories in the news this week?
your comment made me laugh. too bad we're not in the same time zone.
Very impressive, I think you have too many mental issues to hang with me but I do think you're hot. You did win the hottest blogger award a few years back if I remember correctly.
Don't get down most women your age have mental issues.
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Awesome. One of the best posts here this year.
I'm so glad I am pure bred white...I wouldn't know how to bleach that out.
I went to Target a few weeks ago and when I got my daughter out of the back seat of the car she whispered to me..."I see black people"...just like in that movie with Bruce Wilis where that kid says "I see dead people...but she saw black people...I guess you had to be there.
Lime,
I don't take praise well, I'm blushing.
Dirty,
That Target story had me laughing so hard I started to fart.
HAHAHA...It's a true story too...my kids are all sorts of. classy
Dirty,
It's good to teach them the facts early so they don't get hurt by liberal political correctness.
You're a good mom.
Thanks. My sister-in-law is friends with lesbians and doesn't think so but whatever. Self worth is priceless when you are white.
Dirty,
Dike type lesbians I assume. She's just jealous. If you saw my stomach you'd say I'm whiter than most.
I find that classy in a man.
My sister-in-law has 3 cats and isn't married...want me to hook you up?
why are you so white? pasty white on a guy is not sexy. You need to attend some sessions at the nearest tanning facility and report back to me. by the way, I look rather astonishing with a fro
Dirty,
I bet your sister-in-law is hot. Sign me up. Have her bring one of her lesbian friends along.
Doozie,
You do look hot with a fro. I just don't tan. I do the spray tan thing when I go to Cancun. The only problem is that after a week my skin breaks out form the stuff.
why not (do you tan)
I put up a new pic on my blog tonight so you can abuse it
Doozie,
I don't try to tan. It's just easier to get sprayed.
I'm excited about the picture.
I did not shave my head!!!
When am I ever going to get a neck? But I look on the bright side, now we have matching goatees. I'll be over shortly to borrow your electric razor.
I'm not racist but I deplore the federal government's anti-white policy.
The major U.S. Supreme Court in the late '60s to open immigration to non-Western Hemisphere peoples was the beginning.
The court ruled that limiting immigration from other hemispheres was unconstitutional. Something is unconstitutional if they SAY it is.
And if a justice suspects his political interpretation to be unconstitutional, he or she will just say that there is a "compelling interest" in making this decision.
Extremists on both sides bend the Constitution to fit their beliefs when there is a "compelling interest."
You know, so long as it's "narrowly-tailored," quotas are not racist. Man.
Matt...seriously get some help.
Crack head.
Doozie,
Oh you are hot, well preserved. You must have a rotton personality because you won out in the looks department. Those freckles are so cute and the hair, ouch.
Matt,
I'm not racist either. I just don't want a Homie to stab me and I bleed out on the floor of the Kangaroo.
Dirty,
Can you give Matt a hand job or something he's been down lately?
Emma,
I know in real life you have a really long neck so I thought it would be nice if i shortened it. You are a very handsom woman.
and there was the guy who had fly maggots in his head and the soccer guy with an opponent's tooth in his noggin. what's with the stuff in head stories in the news this week?
your comment made me laugh. too bad we're not in the same time zone.
Coach,
Very impressive, I think you have too many mental issues to hang with me but I do think you're hot. You did win the hottest blogger award a few years back if I remember correctly.
Don't get down most women your age have mental issues.
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