Birds Take Up Residence In Man's Afro

AHHH! Virginia Doctor Finds Birds Living In Man's Afro

(OPP) Doctors thought the strange, chirping coming from Matt’s head might be from dry eyes or edemas. Then a seagull flew out of his fro.

A doctor found five birds living in his fro, 4 seagulls and 1 albatross.

"I'd put my hand on my head and out flew a bird. I thought the chirping was blood coursing through my head," Matt told the liberal media.

"I could hear them. I actually thought I was going crazy."

Matt said he likely received the bird infestation while on a kayaking trip to DC this summer. Bird infestations are not uncommon in men who wear fros.

"It was weird and traumatic," said Matt, of Arlington. "I would get this pain that would drop me to my knees."

Matt's girlfriend, Sarah, teased him about it.

"I told him, 'I will love you through your fro birds,'" she told the liberal newspaper.

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Cute Deaf Mute Using Sign Language Triggers Brawl

Akron, OHIO — A brawl involving four men and a woman apparently began over a misunderstanding when a woman who is deaf and mute was communicating through sign language and some men got the wrong message, thinking that the hand gestures were disrespectful.

Police say what resulted was a brawl outside a smoothie store in east Akron.

Sarah Dirty, 28, had just turned a corner in her Ford van when she noticed a truck with three hot men alongside her van. The deaf mute woman started signing “If I wasn’t married I’d lick your entire body,” police said.

The men thought the sign language gestures were showing disrespect toward them, police said. The men made some gestures of their own and cut in front of Ms. Dirty forcing her into the parking lot of the smoothie store.

In the parking lot, the three men from the truck jumped Ms. Dirty, police said.

The boyfriend of Ms. Dirty, Matt Outawork, who volunteers at the smoothie store, came out and began pummeling the three men.

Police said “that young man Matt saved her life.”

When police searched Dirty they found several plastic baggies of meth, a glass pipe and $691 in her pockets, court documents said.

The investigation into the brawl is ongoing.

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I'm Furious

How can I go get a snowcone with the top down and hit range balls when it's thundering? Mother nature is showin me disrespect.

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Paint Brush Embedded In Painter's Head

Washington Painter Failed To Notice Embedded Paint Brush In Her Head

(OPP) Painter Ms. Doozie Beagles kept painting for more than 3-days despite the headaches that started after a clash with a fellow painter.

Doozie was painting for the local college during the July 15 incident where brushes were used as knives involving fellow painter Paco Jesus Hernandez. She had numerous body wounds stitched up afterward but didn’t make a thorough check of her head, the Press reported Tuesday.

Doozie said “I got the best of that wetback, he stole my favorite brush, that was disrespectful.”

Doozie later suffered an eye infection and complained of lethargy and shooting pains in her head.

Then last week, her doctor found a paint brush imbedded in her head.

"I can laugh about it now, but the doctor told me it could have been serious," “I guess I didn’t notice the paintbrush because I had started to wear my hair in a fro,“ Doozie said.

"I've got the paint brush at home, sitting on the bedside table next to my picture of Herr Krokodil," she said. "If he (Paco) comes looking for that paint brush, I’m going to stab him in the head."

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What If Yo Mammy Had Been Knocked-up By A Homie

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What Was The White Boy Thinking?

White Javelin thrower misfires and spears the honkie doing the long jump. This is why I don't go to track and field events, they're dangerous. I'll never forget in High School I got hit in the head with the shot put.



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Happy Birthday Dirty

I can't believe I forgot your birthday. Hope you had a great day. This birthday video is actually a real video of Dirty when she was just 26. Happy Birthday.



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