AUSTIN, Texas (OPP) -- Homies celebrated Juneteenth by sacrificing uh wetback who drove right up to the celebration in a red Trans Am, Tyrone Williams said Wednesday.
Williams believes 2,000 ta 3,000 revelers wuz in da area fo' uh Juneteenth Celebration Sacrifice sponsored by Cadillac and the new shinier Escalade.
Williams said that normally a Honkie is sacrificed at the Annual Juneteenth Celebration but in the spirit of making a stand against illegal immigration we decided to sacrifice a wetback.
The liberal media claimed dat da descendents of slaves conducted the sacrifice without the aid of guns or knives. This prompted the liberal media to classify this Juneteenth Celebration Sacrifice as the most pimp-tight in history
Justice fo’ all.
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I hope dey be checkin that there wetback's trunk for some weed. I bet he got somethin back dere.
I don't unnnerstand. So I think we are FINALLY getting a Wii game system. I am excited about that
I sho hope you be holdin on dem dere remote control thing-a-ma-whatsits dat be in de Wii box. Ifin you let go o one of dem yo can break yo TV. UMM-HUMM.
My insurance adjuster came yesterday and left without finishing up. I think he is a real jack ass. I guess we have "significant" damage so he had to get the check approved anyways but still...I hate him...he is not pimp tight.
diry, I advise you to stab him repeatedly if he does not give you enough money
I be likin stabbin and slashin!
Mayor,
Look at the size of that Doobie, I bet the Homies were jealous.
Doozie,
Excellent, I have this race car game that I play on my big screen and oh is it cool.
4 shades,
Wii Willy Winkie said da same ting.
Dirty,
Insurance guys are all losers. Doozie is right you should stab him when he returns.
QZ,
Excellent advice, again.
Straight,
I don't understand why they used their fists. The skull is very hard and you can hurt your hands.
Consider that fucktard stabbed...he did not show today. He is now on my shit list.
I let yo borrow my best stabbin knife
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