Friday, June 8, 2007

North Carolina Has Best Beach



When North Carolina was awarded the best beach in America I was a little surprised because I thought my Clearwater Beach was the best. I went to Clearwater this week to help my duaghter move and I saw first hand why Clearwater was no longer the number one beach in America. The crazy people of Clearwater are putting a road on the beach. I took some pictures of the road. This is just mad-crazy. There weren't any hot babes at the beach either. I was dissappointed but luckily on the way to the Jet Executive Center I got a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate. Oh I love those things.



Justice Fo" All.

18 comments:

dirty said...

A road on the beach? This is crazy talk.

Those cones are delicious.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

This is why I want to take over Cuba to get some nice beaches.

When I'm in Clearwater I always go to Dairy Kurl and I always get the same thing a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate. It is so delicious.

I hope your interview went well.

dirty said...

Herr...I have another one to go to next week...same job so at least they like me. I live near Strickland's...they have the best ice cream in the world. I enjoy Ft. Myers Beach but that's me. If you take over Cuba, please let me come live in your community.

Anonymous said...

I hope dirty doesn't have "grow out" with her fake blonde, this could impede her ability to get a job and or enjoy her ice cream.

Otherwise I don't know about beaches, favorites or otherwise. I didn't wake up til almost noon, the fireman kept me out late and got me all fired up so I couldn't sleep

Anonymous said...

"fired up"? Is that slang?

I don't like grow out either, but if you are blessed with fast growing hair, it's a problem.

My hair is not naturally red, but only Sally's Beauty supply knows.

I also knew you loved middle aged women. We like to make your day a good one, now don't we?

I still think Doozie is your Blog Betty. Every male blogger has his Betty, it's a commonly known fact.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

It's always good to practive interviewing.

I actually don't eat ice cream that much but I'm big on tradition, and Clearwater means Dairy Kurl.

I'll make sure you have a double- wide.

Doozie,

You make a very valid point. I will not have sex with a woman with dark roots. I have certain rules that I abide by.

Do you know how to swim?

Emma,

I'm really worried about you. With your financial situation I believe you are at risk for dark roots with auburn hair. To me this is unacceptable. I beg you not to let this happen.

Doozie is like my sister only she's not because my sister would beat the crap out of me.

dirty said...

My hair is naturally red so my roots if ever seen would be like fire. I am addicted to dying my hair and do it at least once a week...I just can't help myself.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

Are you dying your own hair? I have a feeling you need a noogie.

Anonymous said...

I wish deertay would stop with the obsessive dying of her hair, the very idea of it happening so frequently is making me break out in hives again. I only go in once every 6-8 weeks for a touch up to my weave, for some reason when I hear women dye their hair at home it makes my butthair start curling

It only costs 50 dollars for a cut and weave at my local salon, I hope the day never comes where I can't afford to charge this service on my visa

Anonymous said...

Weave is false hair weaved into your own. The proper term now is 'seeing your colorist' except in the south that might mean something else entirely. It's highlights & lowlights. Medium reddish brown hair like mine is hot with lowlights and doesn't look cheap, as far as I can tell.

I don't think you have a weave ba doozie. You won't look good in cornrows.

Herr,
I only have one kidney to support my non-root status. Besides, right now I'd rather focus more on my lbs. When I'm afraid of getting harpooned at the pool, it's time to start walking more.

Herr Krokodil said...

Doozie,

You're preaching to the chior. I'll never forget the time this lady came to work with purple hair and she asked me if I like her red hair. I told her that it must be the light because it looks purple. She started to cry and never returned to work. Now I never tell people when they have purple hair.

Emma,

I think Doozie should become a hair model.

One kidney, holy mackeral a few years back I was in extreme pain from a kidney stone and the the x-ray showed a staghorn stone. The thing was the size of my thumb. I actually have it in a box in Clearwater.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see the picture of that stone. I wonder if it is as big as my garnet.

I need to correct ems. having fake hair attached into your own is called "extensions". We seem to be having a hairwar here, and it is time to post up down in the key for the pick n roll. Lets just get it all out in the open and see who is really bald and faking having hair here

dirty said...

I do dye my own hair...I'm sorry if that makes anyone stir crazy. It is an addiction. My hair was hot pink in high school once...that was hot.

Anonymous said...

No hair wars!!

Weave is a kind of extension typically a large chunk of hair like a hair piece.

Google it, or see Wikipedia

I looked into highlights at something other than Supercuts.

Drumroll..... $85 for a cut and highlights. Dapoppins pays more.

Herr,
Have you been flying any planes down on a Florida beach lately?

Anonymous said...

my mildly retarded cousin writes for Wikipedia

Herr Krokodil said...

Doozie,

Who thinks who is bald. Because if you think I'm bald I'll spank you with my open hand.

Dirty,

It is an addiction. Could be worse though smoking, alcohol, gambling. Pink hair? You must have been one of the freaks that hung out in the parking lot.

ES,

I say that plane crash on Jacks's beach. It's very important to be focused when flying.

Doozie,

Does your hair smell good?

Anonymous said...

My hair always smells good. I know that because I habitually smell it throughout the day. I can't lay on a pillow with hair that does not smell nice. If I have to go into a smoking atmosphere, I wash my hair before bed

Herr Krokodil said...

Doozie,

Good smelling hair always turns me on. I bet the fireman go crazy.