Saturday, June 16, 2007

Think Before You Buy A Swimsuit

Swimsuit shopping can be a nightmare! Getting the right suit is the key. Here supermodel Emma wears an unflattering suit on the left and a flattering suit on the right. Oh what a difference a suit makes. The one on the left sells for $39 at Lane Bryant Plus and the one on the right sells for $449 at Krokodil Specialty Swimwear.


Justice fo' all.

19 comments:

The Lazy Iguana said...

Krok - I put some links up on Saur's blog. They may get deleted so check em out while you can. Some are pretty good. Feel free to steal any of them. I already have.

Anonymous said...

when I'm at the waterpark, most of the women I see look like the girl on the left, or bigger. real women have curves

Anonymous said...

The Lazy,

Lemmiewinks is just killing me. I'm trying to compose myself.

Doozie,

You need a hot suit for the fireman. You owe him this much.

dirty said...

I would never pay $449 for a swimsuit...I don't care how hot it is...that's crazy talk.

Anonymous said...

I might pay $44.90 for a suit, but that's my limit. The fireman will have to put out, with a trip to somewhere tropic in order to get me in a suit. He is naughty and I am not speaking to him at the moment

The Lazy Iguana said...

Ba Doozie - Naughty good or naughty bad?

You have to watch out for those guys and their hoses.

Anonymous said...

I think if you pay $449 you BETTER look like the one on the right. Forgive me for noticing but I believe the supermodel Emma is much more top heavy than either of these?

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

You cheap ho. I'd buy it for you but a 27-year-old that sits around all day might not still have the body for it.

Doozie,

Don't you just love make-up sex. I almost had my man part ripped off during make-up sex once. Ouch!

Dr.

Amazing what the right suit will do. I think you had just exhaled.

Anonymous said...

fireman is digging deeper

Anonymous said...

he redeemed himself....I love him once again

dirty said...

I still have the body for it...I prefer to tan and swim in the nude though.

Herr Krokodil said...

Doozie,

You be crazy. I think I heard you yell last night.

Dirty,

That's interesting. Woman always same the same thing when I strip in front of them. Can you guess what they say?

dirty said...

Is it "Ewe"? Or..."Have you ever thought about having your body waxed"?

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

Both good guesses, butt no. It's so funny they all say the same thing. Drum roll "you don't have any tan lines". I've heard this so many times that I start to laugh and then she starts to laugh and yada yada yada.

Anonymous said...

I like laughter during the "act" It makes for some comforting times. He told me I will have to refrain from yelling when he pins me on the front porch of his new house because we heard human voices when we were up there and so we better be quiet. so the neighbors don't hear. i think voices must carry pretty far these days man I am drunk

Anonymous said...

I'm really not drunk, I just threw that in there to make you think...hm....is she drunk?....hm....maybe..maybe not.

actually I've never been drunk a day in my life

Anonymous said...

when I'm drunk I tend to eat too much

Jenn said...

Two words: Drunken Emailing.

It's not pretty. It's funny, but not pretty. Now, I just say no...to drinking the entire bottle.

Herr Krokodil said...

Doozie,

I know you don't drink. You're just trying to make us think you drink. Do you do helium?

Emma,

There should be a law against e-mailing while drunk, but their isn't.