Justice fo' all.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Think Before You Buy A Swimsuit
Swimsuit shopping can be a nightmare! Getting the right suit is the key. Here supermodel Emma wears an unflattering suit on the left and a flattering suit on the right. Oh what a difference a suit makes. The one on the left sells for $39 at Lane Bryant Plus and the one on the right sells for $449 at Krokodil Specialty Swimwear.
Justice fo' all.
Justice fo' all.
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Krok - I put some links up on Saur's blog. They may get deleted so check em out while you can. Some are pretty good. Feel free to steal any of them. I already have.
when I'm at the waterpark, most of the women I see look like the girl on the left, or bigger. real women have curves
The Lazy,
Lemmiewinks is just killing me. I'm trying to compose myself.
Doozie,
You need a hot suit for the fireman. You owe him this much.
I would never pay $449 for a swimsuit...I don't care how hot it is...that's crazy talk.
I might pay $44.90 for a suit, but that's my limit. The fireman will have to put out, with a trip to somewhere tropic in order to get me in a suit. He is naughty and I am not speaking to him at the moment
Ba Doozie - Naughty good or naughty bad?
You have to watch out for those guys and their hoses.
I think if you pay $449 you BETTER look like the one on the right. Forgive me for noticing but I believe the supermodel Emma is much more top heavy than either of these?
Dirty,
You cheap ho. I'd buy it for you but a 27-year-old that sits around all day might not still have the body for it.
Doozie,
Don't you just love make-up sex. I almost had my man part ripped off during make-up sex once. Ouch!
Dr.
Amazing what the right suit will do. I think you had just exhaled.
fireman is digging deeper
he redeemed himself....I love him once again
I still have the body for it...I prefer to tan and swim in the nude though.
Doozie,
You be crazy. I think I heard you yell last night.
Dirty,
That's interesting. Woman always same the same thing when I strip in front of them. Can you guess what they say?
Is it "Ewe"? Or..."Have you ever thought about having your body waxed"?
Dirty,
Both good guesses, butt no. It's so funny they all say the same thing. Drum roll "you don't have any tan lines". I've heard this so many times that I start to laugh and then she starts to laugh and yada yada yada.
I like laughter during the "act" It makes for some comforting times. He told me I will have to refrain from yelling when he pins me on the front porch of his new house because we heard human voices when we were up there and so we better be quiet. so the neighbors don't hear. i think voices must carry pretty far these days man I am drunk
I'm really not drunk, I just threw that in there to make you think...hm....is she drunk?....hm....maybe..maybe not.
actually I've never been drunk a day in my life
when I'm drunk I tend to eat too much
Two words: Drunken Emailing.
It's not pretty. It's funny, but not pretty. Now, I just say no...to drinking the entire bottle.
Doozie,
I know you don't drink. You're just trying to make us think you drink. Do you do helium?
Emma,
There should be a law against e-mailing while drunk, but their isn't.
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