AHHH! Virginia Doctor Finds Birds Living In Man's Afro
(OPP) Doctors thought the strange, chirping coming from Matt’s head might be from dry eyes or edemas. Then a seagull flew out of his fro.
A doctor found five birds living in his fro, 4 seagulls and 1 albatross.
"I'd put my hand on my head and out flew a bird. I thought the chirping was blood coursing through my head," Matt told the liberal media.
"I could hear them. I actually thought I was going crazy."
Matt said he likely received the bird infestation while on a kayaking trip to DC this summer. Bird infestations are not uncommon in men who wear fros.
"It was weird and traumatic," said Matt, of Arlington. "I would get this pain that would drop me to my knees."
Matt's girlfriend, Sarah, teased him about it.
"I told him, 'I will love you through your fro birds,'" she told the liberal newspaper.
Justice fo’ all.
14 comments:
My tan is coming along nicely...you should see how attractive I am right now.
Matt loves when I tease him...next time we will take video.
Dirty,
Are you more attractive than you were before? My tan is not coming along so well. I'm not sure if I'm tanner than Matt or not.
I use to hide a video camera in my closet when I brought a girl over. Not because I'm a pervert but I wanted to see if my moves were up to par.
I think a tan makes good looking people even better looking. As for the old broads in my town that have been around more than a few blocks...a tan makes them look even more beat...it's sad really.
Matt has good moves...I will vouch for that. I'm even willing to bet that you'd never compare.
I'm surprised that matt was able to enjoy his regular activities with such a ruckas going on in his hair, he is to be commended for his bravery
Dirty,
Ouch, that hurts.
You do know that I've had sex on every first date I've ever had. I'm very proud of this fact. It's the truth too.
Doozie,
Matt is a very brave young man. I've never had birds in my hair and I have really curly hair.
I sleep with no one...one would be lucky to get in my pants...just ask my husband.
Dirty,
Liar, maintenance guys get it atleast every other night.
Do you snore? I really don't like women who snore.
I don't snore but I do sleep nude...is that a problem?
Dirty,
I assume you get poked a lot. You must have gas heat to sleep in the nude.
You wouldn't believe how many hot women snore.
Matt told me to tell you to come over this weekend. He has his video camera set up in the shower.
I really appreciate folks who take "living Green" to a deeply personal level.
Habitat for all!!
Did you know that seagulls can be transmitted sexually?
I ain't gettin' NO play with this avian jerry curl!
Mal,
You tree hugger you.
Thanks for stopping by. You engineer types usually aren't very sociable.
Matt,
Man I couldn't believe it when I read this about you. I hope you have gotton rid of the birds. I bet you had a hard time eating a hot dog with seagulls around.
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