Globetrotter, Mr. Laz Y. Iguana’s, sports agent, Herr Krokodil, announced today that Mr. Iguana has signed a multi-million dollar contract with Afro-sheen USA.
“Mr Iguana’s hair was short and rather dull before he started using Afro-sheen on a daily basis. Since Iguana started using the product his afro stands tall and proud. He can basically have sex with any sweet thang that he desires,” said Herr Krokodil.
In the 30-second commercial the Iguana is seen running out of a 7-Eleven with Afro-sheen instead of the contents of the cash drawer. The media has praised the advertising agency for such a new and fresh advertising theme.
Justice fo’ all.
15 comments:
Oh my...I think my clothes just melted off.
I'm taking a banking class this week with college kids...they think I am one of them. The boy next to me loves to flirt...he needs a flirting 101 class...he's not very classy. Maybe I should tell him about this afro stuff. I just may lick him
God bless the push up bra.
Dirty,
I wish I knew how you kept your tongue moist with all the licking going on.
Is this a course in don't steal the money it belongs to the bank? Don't lend money to blacks because they are not going to pay the loan back.
After three kids you deserve a boob job.
Just for giggles go in tomorrow with your tag out and report back what happens.
All the clothes I buy have the tag printed on the inner side of the shirt...no itchy fabric annoying me all day. I'm going to wear a low cut shirt and bend over a lot.
I have his finger prints all over me right now...I should go shower.
Dirty,
You crack me up. Is that Target brand clothes? My t-shirts are that way.
What brand of deoderant do you use?
buckwheat...You bet your left nut I wear Target brand clothes...although I carry a Coach handbag so I'm more or less right smack dab in the middle of trash and class.
I wear Secrete brand deoderant because it helps me keep my secretes.
I'm going to invite the young lad out to lunch tomorrow. I told my husband there were only girls in the class and we were all going to the mall on our lunch break...I think those girls like to eat...judging by their size and all.
Dirty,
You would pick the small nut. That's interesting about the handbag. Did your mom buy it for you for your birthday?
Secrete is good.
You are smart to hang around fat cows because you'll look that much better.
The best way to keep a marriage fresh is to have sex outside of the marriage just don't fall in love with a teller.
Her...I like your theory on marriage. I believe this boy is at least 7 years younger than me...it should be fun.
The fat cows ate at the eatery in the mall today and gave me lots of dirty looks. The college boy keeps vodka in his trunk...I admire that.
Dirty,
Keep it fun.
I got to go to bed now because I'm flying to New Orleans at 6am for lunch. It's a day trip which is the kind of trip I like. New Orleans is so nasty though.
dirty needs to know that secret comes in prescription strength, as old ladies like myself that have hit mid life crisis are using it.
I like to eat, eat, eat eeples and baneenee's.......
oh as for that aphro sheen guy, I think he is hotter than a popcorn fart with his hair all poofy and stuff
Mr. Laz Y looks very nice but he might need some o dat jerry curl.
The last time my hair was all poofy and standing up like that, I was struck by lightning. It gave me super powers. Ask the ladies about what my super power is.
Doozie,
I didn't know women had mid life crisis. Are you alright? Do you need anything?
Gloworm,
I agree 100% dude.
Doozie,
You're preaching to the chior. He's very hot.
Don,
Shut the f up homie, I be likin big fros.
The Lazy,
You have super powers? Who are the ladies?
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