I would go to lunch with you Herr, I even have a gorgeous handbag that would be more than sufficient. Heck, I'd even wear my 3 inch slutty heels and curl my hair.
(good for you, Dirty for making some sweet moolah. Swing the kids by and our kids can play together and really piss off my complaining neighbors)
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I think she would have said "stab it with a Marine Corps Issue K-Bar knife" if she were Doozie's kid.
I was thinking the same as Lazy, she would have said, "I'd stab him".
Knowing doozie though she'd say both. whoo hoo!!
All,
You're probably right. I wonder where she got this stabbing talk, it's kinda sexy.
That video reassured me that swearing in front of my children is okay for the pure comedic value of it all.
I was at work all day for the first time in over 10 years...Please forgive me for not catching up.
I missed you while you were gone.
Don't forget to buy some fireworks and don't blow your hand up.
Crack is whack.
Dirty,
Don't apologize I just do this for the fun of it.
I've always enjoyed working. I've never really considered it work as much as a competition to make more money than the other guys. You must be beat.
Who on earth is keeping your kids from doing crack and having sex with the neighbor kids?
Please remember that there are guys like me everywhere. We will compliment you and then invite you to lunch. Be careful.
I would go to lunch with you Herr, I even have a gorgeous handbag that would be more than sufficient. Heck, I'd even wear my 3 inch slutty heels and curl my hair.
(good for you, Dirty for making some sweet moolah. Swing the kids by and our kids can play together and really piss off my complaining neighbors)
That is my kid for sure, but her dad would ground her for a month for saying that. He is an idiot.
What's with this work talk? lets just hang out and lounge around by the welfare office
Doozie, when my ex pissed me off I be stabbin her in the neck. She never do anything else to piss me off again.
Emma,
I would take you to the Italian restaurant. The sluttier the better. Nice handbag and maybe a tube top. Let me know when you're in town.
Doozie,
She is cute. Now I will admit I would have spanked my girls for this, but I've been called an idiot a few times in my life.
OJ,
I can't argue with someone who got away with murder. You be bad bro.
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