Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I'm Furious


How can I go get a snowcone with the top down and hit range balls when it's thundering? Mother nature is showin me disrespect.

Justice fo' all?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

How else can the homeless take a shower?

Anonymous said...

well, it thundered in our parts today as well. I wanted to get on the metal ladder and let it kill me dead

Jenn said...

You should buy a snow cone machine. YUMMMMM.

I LOVE the rain, but you have to, to live here.

Herr Krokodil said...

Look,

I needed the rain for my watermelon anyway.

Doozie,

I've lost 2 friends from cutting a branch that in turn touched a live wire. Just sayin.

Emma,

I've heard it rains a lot there. I love racing leaves down the gutter when it rains.

dirty said...

The stupid plans ruined my plans today...and it didn't even show up.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

That's what you get for waiting around all day instead of calling and telling them about blow job day.

dirty said...

Be there or be square...tomorrow that is.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

I use to say that. Later Gator. Just curious did your husband go to Ohio State?

dirty said...

My husband didn't go to college...he is a maintenance man...envy me.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

Maintenance Engineer. Hey I always say as long as you're having fun, that's the important thing.

dirty said...

What fun? Where?

Anonymous said...

he isn't doing maintenance, I bet he is doing other girls, and he is acting all jealous to throw her off, he is a JERK

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

I wish I could share my mind set with you. If you aren't having fun you're doing something wrong.

As a boy in Clearwater. The women always ignored the bathroom closed sign.

dirty said...

I'd agree with you if he showered before work...I can't imagine anyone would want him...but JERK he is.

I have a sunburn from the tanning bed today.

Anonymous said...

Doozie,

I agree, with 3 kids he needs it every day.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

Be nice, I don't want to spank you .

Anonymous said...

you do want to spank her, please don't be coy with us.

If there is one thing that will get you kilt, it is being coy and then pretending not to be

Anonymous said...

Doozie,

That's not my style. You should know that. I'm too busy and old to go out of my way to spank someone.

dirty said...

My youngest son's name is Coy...he is adorable.

I love being spanked.

Herr Krokodil said...

Dirty,

That's a pretty name.

Have you ever had your teeth whitened or had gingerbitis?

dirty said...

Ejaculate is the best tooth whitener. I know this because that whitening mouth rinse and toothpaste have a similar taste to that of ejaculate. Ejaculate is free for the most part so I find it to be far more accessible.

My teeth are very white.

Anonymous said...

Dirty,

That's good to know because sometimes I see hot women with yellow teeth. I could help them whiten their teeth.

Is semen and ejaculate the same thing?